Dear Brand New Romantics,
Being a bisexual, feminist girl, we frequently make the luxury of establishing my dating apps, when working with them, to exclude guys. Wading through the murky waters of finding social justice-oriented males who is able to handle significantly more than “hey, beautiful” as being a very first message is too precarious.
But every occasionally, after days of Tinder telling me I’ve run out of people to swipe on, we open my settings to guys.
And I also have always been barraged. With seafood.
One seafood, two seafood. Red seafood, blue seafood. Big seafood, tiny seafood. Water seafood, pond seafood.
And I also thought perhaps we noticed this trend that is bizarre because I’m vegetarian. […]